You May Have Known Ten Thousand People In Your Life,
And You'll Only Ever Talk About Four Or Five Of Them.

I Never Say Things Like That, Except For When I Do.

The Only Reason People Get Into Accidents While Driving Drunk
Is Because They Don't Practice It Enough.

Good Jugdment Comes From Experience,
And Experience Comes From Bad Judgment.

Nothing Is Impossible For The Man
Who Doesn't Have To Do It Himself.

Never Mistake Motion For Action.

Nature Has Given Us Two Ears But Only One Mouth.

Talk Is Cheap Because Supply Exceeds Demand.

Three o'clock Is Always Too Late Or Too Early
For Anything You Want To do.

Life Is What Happenss While You Are Making Other Plans.

There Is No Job So Simple That It Cannot Be Done Wrong.

Even If You're On The Right Track,
You'll Get Run Over If You Just Sit There.

People Who Know The Least Always Argue The Most.

You Never Have To Explain Something You Haven't Said.

"Average But Works Hard," Beats "Brilliant But Lazy"

After All Is Said And Done, More Is Said And Done.

If You Are Going To Stand On Thin Ice, You Might As Well Dance.

If People Listened To Themselves More Often,
They Would Talk Less.

All Children Are Born With A Hearing Problem.
They Can Hear Everyone But Their Mother.

Nothing Matters Very Much, And Few Things Matter At All.

The Surest Way To Lose A Friend
Is To Tell Him Something For His Own Good.

It Takes As Much Courage To Have Tried And Failed
As It Does To Have Tried And Succeded.

Advice Is What We Ask For When We Already Know
The Answer But Say We Didn't.

Everything Looks Impossible
For The People Who Never Try Anything.

Expect People To Be Better Than They Are;
It Helps Them To Become Better.
But Don't Be Disappointed When They Are Not;
It Helps Them To Keep Trying.

The Trouble With Being Punctual Is That
There Is No One There To Appreciate It.

Believe In Miracles But Don't Depend On Them.

Regardless Of The Situation,
Remember That Nothing Is Ever Lost By Courtesy.

Never Allow Anyone To Intimidate You.

Never Complain About The Music
In Someone Else's Car When You're A Passenger.

Remember That It's Better To Be Cheated In Price
Than In Quality.

When You Hear A Kind Word Spoken
About A Friend, Tell Him So.

Spend Twice As Much Time Praising, As You Do Criticizing.

What You Have To Do, Do Wholeheartedly.

Seek Respect, Rather Than Popularity.

Don't Sit While Ladies Are Standing.

If You Are Not Going To Use A Discount Coupon,

If You Dial A Wrong Number, Don't Just Hang Up;
Offer An Apology.

Don't Open Anyone Else's Mail.

Listen To Rumors, But Don't Contribute Any Of Your Own.

Let Your Word Be Your Bond.

When You Need To Apologize To Someone, Do It In Person.

Celebrate Even Small Victories.

Make Your Money Before Spending It.

Remember That You Can Miss A Lot Of Good Things In Life
By Having The Wrong Attitude.

Never Criticize A Gift.

When In Doubt, Smile.

Occasionally Leave A Quarter In The Change Return Slot Of a Pay Phone,
Somebody Always Checks.

When A Friend Is In Need, Help Him Without His Having To Ask.

Never Be Too Busy To Meet Someone New.

Remember That Cruel Words Deeply Hurt.

Toss A Coin When Passing A Wishing Well.

When You're The First One Up, Be Quiet About It.

Watch Your Back.

Watch Your Weight.

Watch Your Language.

Don't Write Down Anything You Don't Want
Someone Else To Read.

If You Borrow Something More Than Twice,
Buy One For Yourself.

Be Innovative.

Be Passionate.

Be Committed.

Never Call Anybody Stupid, Even If You're Kidding.

Keep A Photograph Of Each Person You Have Dated.

Be Prudent.

Be Positive.

Be Polite.

Criticize The Behaviour, Not The Person.

Rebuild A Broken Relationship

Remember That Bad Luck As Well As
Good Luck Seldom Lasts Long.

Offer Your Place In Line At The Grocery Checkout
If The Person Behind You Has Only Two Or Three Items.

Never Buy An Article Of Clothing Thinking
It Will Fit You If You Lose A Couple Of Pounds.

Be Grateful That God Doesn't Answer All Your Prayers.

After Someone Apologizes To You, Don't Lecture Them.

When You Really Like Someone, Tell Them.
Sometimes You Only Get One Chance.

Never Make Fun Of Peeople Who Speak Broken English.
It Means They Know Another Language.

Take More Pictures Of People Than Of Places.

If You Ask Someone To Do Something For You,
Let Them Do It Their Way.

Remember, It's Not Your Job To Get People
To Like You, It's Your Job To Like People.

When Someone Gives You Something,
Never Say, "You Shouldn't Have."

Remember That The Only Dumb Question
Is The One You Wanted To Ask But Didn't.

Ask Yourself If What You're Doing Today
Is Getting You Closer To What You Want To Be Tomorrow.

Don't Expect Different Results From The Same Behaviour.

When Someone Tells You They Love You,
Never Say, "No, You Don't."

Remember That Nothing Important Was Ever Achieved
Without Someone Taking A Chance.

Remember That Everyone Has Bad Days.

If You Know You're Going To Lose, Do It With Style.

Live Simply.

Think Quickly.

Fight Fairly.

Give Generously.

Laugh Loudly.

Love Deeply.